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Some things are too good. [Feb. 18th, 2005|01:13 am]
Eudemonistic
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I had to fake my own death today, because I'm so great that someone wanted to kill himself. When he compared himself to me, he felt so insignificant that I had to stop him injuring himself. I saved him, but it cost me almost 80 cent buying ketchup from a local store, money I had intended for use to buy some alka skeltzer to explode some pigeons. (Stupid lying myths). Next time, I'll bring a shotgun.

Lucky I played Metal Gear Solid. It taught me about the ketchup, and about shooting birds, too.
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From: stuartemu
2005-02-18 10:38 pm (UTC)

Leave the Birdies alone! ;.;

YOU BASTARD! I GO STAB MYSELF NOW!!!!!!!! LEAVE THE BIRDS ALONE!!!!!!!!111!!!!!&

Honestly. You're mean. ;_________________;
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From: eudemonistic
2005-02-19 01:50 am (UTC)

Leaving the Birdies alone.

I'll leave the Birdie alone; he's cool.

The birds are completely doomed, however. Nothing can save them from me, aiming at them alone with the shotgun would be enough to scare them to death, because even their brains have enough cognitive ability to realise how awesome I am.

There's no getting past that fact.
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