|Some things are too good.
||[Feb. 18th, 2005|01:13 am]
I had to fake my own death today, because I'm so great that someone wanted to kill himself. When he compared himself to me, he felt so insignificant that I had to stop him injuring himself. I saved him, but it cost me almost 80 cent buying ketchup from a local store, money I had intended for use to buy some alka skeltzer to explode some pigeons. (Stupid lying myths). Next time, I'll bring a shotgun.
Lucky I played Metal Gear Solid. It taught me about the ketchup, and about shooting birds, too.